I'm not crying, I just yawned.

Boooooo. RT @scoopny Michigan, you suck: http://t.co/w1xTkMWk

Boooooo. RT @scoopny Michigan, you suck: http://t.co/w1xTkMWk

Just realized most of my ass has been hanging out of my pants for a yet-to-be-determined amount of time. You’re (probably) welcome, UPS guy.

Just realized most of my ass has been hanging out of my pants for a yet-to-be-determined amount of time. You’re (probably) welcome, UPS guy.

I’m having a Pure Romance party if anyone wants to come over, get blackout drunk, and spend a whole check on dildos. I love being a girl!

I feel bad for people who never stop looking like babies.

I feel bad for people who never stop looking like babies.

Let’s fund a film that follows Bachmann to Iraq to see how it goes when she asks to be repaid “liberating” Iraq. #cnndebate

Let’s fund a film that follows Bachmann to Iraq to see how it goes when she asks to be repaid “liberating” Iraq. #cnndebate

I Just Downloaded Empty Orchestra’s One More Time, All Together Now album for free. Get yours here http://t.co/6srVX0mP